Conversation from yesterday:

corkyelmendorf: ". . . so then Kate sent me a text message and said it was from her cat, Pet--"

Me: "They named the cat Pet?"

corkyelmendorf: "It's after General Petraeus."

Me: "Is he from Star Wars?"

corkyelmendorf: *blinks* "No. He's the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq ( Read more... )

The absolute best part of Snakes on a Plane is when the lights go out on the plane and a guy (off-camera) yells "SNAKES!"

It's totally random and it makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.

You know what else makes me hurt?

( I don't know who watches Top Chef )

Every time somebody famous dies, somebody in ohnotheydidnt makes a comment like "Why is everybody dying?" or "Wow, these things always happen in threes!" or "Everybody is dying lately."

DEATH IS NEW IT FREAKS ME OUT

Don't worry. Soon we will have conquered this new threat to our existence.

Edit: Somebody just commented this is sad but at least it's not ( Read more... )

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The Awakening by Kate Chopin ( Read more... )